Bonsai Story Generator

[Alrae]

www.critters.org/bonsai/
I present to you the Bonsai Story Generator!
Simply insert a document, story, or character page and it gives you a new story!

Okay but seriously. It's hilarious. I've used it a couple of times already, with mixed results.
They used it in chapter 34 of Atlanta Nights. (As if you weren't interested already!)

[Alrae]

I did Illinor's History to kick things off.
Reminds me a bit of the Silmarillion... The parts that don't make sense at least.


There was an easy to integrate into the Fae High Council.
The mortals believed all daemons did, at best.
The fae were not many of war their true forms, shift the shifters, these lands was given a smaller level.
Other than themselves and grow light while the laws regarding chaos were rarely seen in court, preferring to themselves anyway.
As the fae pitied the humans proved to harness fae wished to be evil, monstrous creatures.
For some reason, the element they themselves had a mortal form.
The daemons lived in the mortals, too, were they did retain a representative on a smaller level.
Other than ever before.
The fae were horrified when they were simply a smaller level.
Other than themselves and houses, shops, and grew back stronger than themselves and information to take on a smaller level.
Other than ever before.
The elves were celestials, who could, in exile, so cruelly cut and Unseelie.
The daemons, also, lost respect for a way into the fae.
It was part of nature and a truce Breaking fae pitied the forest.
For the most of Krona, Illinor Unlike most say.
Many pretend they’re completely human.
Some lost their way.
They believed all of them.
Illinor frightened even.
The world was made.
Both sides agreed that balance The shifters let them smirk to trickle in the Council The peace must be enthusiastic students.
The fae were their oldest friends.
The fae were shocked by fantastical creatures.
These creatures lived in the forest once again.
The peace treaty the forest The records regarding the arrival they began to burn the Seelie and information to disintegrate as Krona.
The fae were considered to find life in by accident.
Upon arrival, they would be evil, monstrous creatures.
For the most magical of the forest.
The world was the same shape the advantage of a species They believed they needed things; roads and the shifters have served their ignorance was hurting the magic of sacred libraries and Unseelie.
The fae pitied the mortals had a spirit.
This cruelty was given a messenger into mortal society since they needed things; roads and Unseelie.
The peace treaty also includes a smaller level.
Other than ever before.
The shifters could build their new weapons against the advantage of honor anyway.
The balanced remained intact even know that creatures other two species.
They seemed awed by the elves were in the name of their leaders There was a single representative among the mortals so it made them smirk to be evil, monstrous creatures.
For some reason, the far west of the fae.
The fae had been secretly looking for the mortals, and grew back stronger than ever before.
The peace treaty the forest itself would do whatever was not their walls, but the mortals began to a variety of the fae’s code of honor anyway.
The fae found the daemons As long as the land pulsed through all of them.
The fae rejoiced.
Illinor From this time, the elves in exile, so it made of wood, propelled by Illinor, frightened even.
The forest itself The magic full of the fae’s code of honor anyway.
The fae welcomed such a move.
The fae were not many of the four seasons.
During Winter and a truce was finished.
All of the Council, though they still lived roughly to change forms.
There were sprites, elemental creatures For the Seelie and their walls, but their ignorance was hurting the forest would be their skin in the Council Their peaceful again and a truce was made.
Many pretend they’re completely human.
Some were evil Mortal children were taught to move into useful tools.
Finally, there would be their enemy.
Illinor was loosely governed summer and grew back stronger than themselves and growth of honor that seemed to ensure that the shifters found it The daemons to be a delightful mystery.
It was an easy truce.
Breaking fae rejoiced.
Illinor frightened even.
The rumors are rumors, however, that the alpha had a spirit.
This cruelty was rife with There were considered to disintegrate as well.
Their shapes were capable of them.
Illinor Unlike most say.
Many pretend they’re completely human.
Some thought they themselves had a spirit.
This group seemed to trickle in the forest will undergo three months of honor that the laws regarding chaos brought by Illinor, frightened even.
The daemons lived roughly to them, though The daemons lived in the forest, but on a world known cruelty and the animals they fell from The fae to always tell the forest will start sooner and grow light while the forest difficult.
Their mannerisms horrified the fae, but they did not understand what these newcomers was hurting the daemons.
As they did with the forest difficult.
Their peaceful truce was made.
Many of the shifters feared what would happen to seem inhospitable.
They would do what they were simply a smaller level.
Other than themselves and Fall, the mortals seemed to find life in charge of his people, but it was given a move.
The fae had been secretly looking for this war lasted 600 years, an unnatural kind of animal.
Others said no; their leaders There are some, however, some reason, the ancient fae.
Then, Queen Rina of their new weapons against the shifters have a single representative on the others.
The forest grew back stronger than themselves and Unseelie.
The fae found it easy truce.
Breaking fae The humans died.
A meeting went well.
The elves believe them.
There were earthquakes and their walls, but it was alive with a surprising passion.
These fae existed The most magical of the written word.
Muses were called evil.
Mortal children They did not mind teaching such an unnatural kind of metal that the laws were being followed and chaotic while the latter governed winter and dangerous.
The barbarians agreed that balance and peace must be the most of Krona, Illinor was loosely governed winter and a truce was made.
Both sides agreed that balance and the fae spoke of these lands was a spirit.
This war lasted 600 years, an insignificant amount time the mortals which seemed like naïve children.
They were storytellers and daemon were but if the forest.
The meeting went well.
The fae did not mind teaching these newcomers about the mortals had numbers on an animal shape whenever she was not their part to see them The meeting was called.
This torture had to stop.
Every tree killed, ever before.
The mortals did at least, offer shelter and not vote.
The magic of 800 years.
The most magical of these ancient creatures lived apart from The fae pitied the fae laws regarding chaos were vague at best.
The fae were okay with the Seelie and Unseelie.
The daemons lived in the fae.
If it The daemons ran even with the shifters is vague at the Council, though they still lived such short lives.
The shifter alpha met the shifters came.
Nobody knows where they were pathetic little for this time, the fae and information to be the courtesy.
It appeared in the forest, but fun loving and inventors of the bitter and more cunning than ever before.
The mortals did not understand what these newcomers about the balance and peace the shifters the fae got to stop.
Every tree killed, ever before.
The mortals could in their way.
They cared very little for fifty years ago, war in the elves in the forest, but they did result in return for a way the mortals spy for the mortals, and peace were once more restored to work teaching these newcomers was their part to stay hidden in their true forms, shift the same fate.
All this time, the shifters is kept by their corruption.
Alas, it vanished.
Nobody knows why and the animals they do exist.
Pure speculation, most say.
Many are quick to sit at home.
The fae watched, numb with the chaos brought by accident.
Upon arrival, they could not many of these ancient fae.
Then, Queen Rina of the four seasons.
During Winter and wished only to be sure, but it was called.
This war lasted 600 years, an unnatural kind of animal.
Others said no; their memories.
Upon arrival, they do exist.
Pure speculation, most magical of nature and sweet when the rumors are not go unpunished.
The alpha decided to always tell the heavens.
There are rumors, however, that the shifters could do what they wanted to be a spirit.
This was not their fault.
It appeared in the Crystal Caves, to move into one High Council.
The first governed summer and pure.
As long as a great In the shifters wore when the mortals were barbarians agreed to stay hidden in the name of the sacred balance!
They were cursed by accident.
Upon arrival they were, they were not their war unless someone made it their lack of the forest.
The daemons actually respected the forest like never before.
The daemons remained neutral.
This was rare, though.
Chaos was rare, though.
Chaos was thriving, all was right.
Mostly, the trees joined.
At some point during this tear the decision of the forest.
The shifters were being followed and the shifters do not believe them.
There were not understand the light while others were ruled by the decision of their cities and their known cruelty and last longer.
The fae did with the fae.
The fae did what they seemed to work teaching these newcomers was their way.
They were distrusted by the decision left the walls like mortals.
Many of the fae.
If it vanished.
Nobody knows where they came from nearby islands, though he could in their enemy.
Illinor frightened even.
The elves were storytellers and their walls, but the mortals which seemed to be the most magical of the fae.
The fae were not using fae blood combined with mortal king and more cunning than ever before.
The balanced remained neutral.
This was rare, though.
Chaos was an easy truce.
Breaking fae The humans did not wide spread but if the fae.
If it did with mortal king and the shifters the fae rejoiced.
Illinor was known to a move.
The records regarding the arrival they would happen to have a castle.
The alpha wolf that requires fae to always tell the element they would die with it.
All of the courtesy.
It was an insignificant amount time to the shifters have a representative among the others.
They were distrusted by the daemons.
As they did not trust the daemons anyway.
In fact, they did with There were from.
Mortality came There were allowed to the fae.
Neutral as the fae laws did with the age of them.
In the end, the daemons were horrified when the rumors however, that the shifters found it is speculated that could sap the bitter shifters is vague at best.
It appeared in court, preferring to keep to burn the opinions of keeping knowledge.
They were storytellers and houses, shops, and Unseelie.
The fae were celestials, who claimed they saw were benevolent and a truce was made.
Many of the mortals so the more respected shifters were their new allies.
There were not believe them.
There are some, however, some of the days will start sooner and last longer.
The fae were but if the alpha had a spirit.
This was not believe them.
There are rumors, however, that seemed to age, a place to them when the mortals feel at best.
It was the advantage of the fae.
The daemons actually respect much.
The first governed by two courts merged into the mortal society since they did retain a smaller level.
Other than it did not ...